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( Sep. 21st, 2009 10:09 pm)

Title: Truth Serum
Fandom: LotR
Pairing: Glorfindel/Erestor
Rating:  PG-13
Word count: 620
Summary: Erestor looks at a familiar view from a different angle, but he might regret it in the morning. Fluff for [info]lauand  who suggested the prompt G/E and vodkacon, or, as the case may be dwarvenmeadcon.

And many thanks to [info]levadegratchets and [info]questails  who put up with me, sentence by hair-pulling sentence, every day.

 

Luckily, he hadn't swallowed. )

 

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Title: On the Level
Fandom: WK
Pairing: Crawford/Schuldig
Rating: PG (part 1) R (part 2)
Word count: 1450
Summary: a drabble in two parts written for[info]naiyad, the problem being that Schuldig is never oblivious and Crawford doesn’t do angst.

Part 1 )

This serves as my current contribution to The Plan, but I'm not hiding this under a lock because I love Edda [info]questails requested an Edda/G drabble and it's not going to make one lick of sense to anyone without some back story.  This comes from one of three Lengthy Original Projects I've been ignoring for months.  Its working title is The Historians because I cannot think of titles, and it suits the characters' vocations.  I'll be posting more back stories in the days to come which will flesh out the world these characters operate in, but for now, let's just say this is all based loosely on the concept of the Suddice, a hierarchy of spirits in Slavic mythology.  Edda is one of two main characters and I'm desperately in love with him.  Edda can also be represented by a tiny crow (please see icon).  He has a tendency to steal/hoard pencils and coppery coins.

Edda Chooses )
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( Aug. 28th, 2009 07:49 pm)
Two points:

1. I need your help deciding what will happen to Crawfordpixie in the next chapter.  Apparently this story was stolen by pixies because I've been accused of hiding it.
          a. Crawfordpixie does something that involves hugging and wing flapping
              (voksen's genius).
          b. Crawfordpixie was a figment of Schuldig's fatigued brain.
          c. Crawfordpixie destroys Eszett.
          d. Crawfordpixie is almost smushed/drowned (voksen's genius) but he is
               saved at the last moment and we go on to more Cp/S adventures.
          e. Both c. and d. with some a. 


2.  I did intentionally hide this fic: What the Files Says because it's exactly like everything else I've ever written, except it's different.  Sort of.    I am learning to be very brave and I am posting things.  Then I lock them for two days.  Then I peer at them, shake my head, unlock  them and then lock them immediately again.  If I put a link here, I'll be able to avoid the compulsion to lock it back.
I need a pixie icon.

Magic 8 Ball

An improbable AU in which Schuldig finds Crawfordpixies: [livejournal.com profile] voksen made me do it.

 

With Wings! )

Title: What the File Says
Fandom: WK (or twopoint's private brand of Schwarz fic)
Characters: Crawford/Schuldig
Rating: PG-13
Notes: Schuldig has a past.  Name speculation, experiments and sharp ankles.
 

This way to fic )
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( Aug. 22nd, 2009 09:58 pm)

Hi! I’m sick as bloody fuck, so feel free to attribute all of this weekend’s fic postings as the result of a feverish mind. The first sign of I must actually be sick was someone delivering a tray of food to me in bed this evening and after my initial shock wore off (I was raised by sensible people who believed if you were too sick to get up, you were probably too sick to eat, so they just left me alone until I surfaced) and I pushed the suspicious tray aside (Munchausen by proxy can pop up anytime in the least likely people – it never hurts to be too cautious), I decided to use this time to finish things I need to post and post things that I will never finish.

PLEASE NOTE: All the stories I post in the next few days have been hardly edited and quickly typed. I’m trying to learn to let things go and move on. [info]voksen ’s also trying to teach me how to write porn, but that’s not going too well.

Tonight we have . . . my first ever Crawford/Schuldig piece that I ever, ever wrote, ever. It is not finished, nor will it ever be finished. A one shot that has a beginning, middle and no ending. Pre-Schwarz, fresh out of Rosenkreuz, overall, I hate it, but I do like three lines. It is obvious that I was in Istanbul, staring out a window thinking about completely unrelated things when I wrote this.

Title: Notes
Fandom: WK . . .oh, hell – there’s no WK in this. It’s just Schwarz-ish.
Characters: Crawford / Schuldig
Rating: PG for suggestive pen strokes
Notes:  Crawford has a plan! (Really? No way!)

proceed at your own risk )

What's he building in there?

Fueled by the current (as opposed to the past) existential crisis (let’s call it EC for short) I present, ten drabbles of EXACTLY ONE HUNDRED WORDS EACH (it felt like burning, and one drabble just wouldn’t do, but I did it!) in which Schwarz ponders the meaning of existence. Most of this has been done, but let’s do it again, shall we? One day Farfarello might join us.  I promise,[info]ahpookishere ,  when I can wrap myself around anatomical references, I LOVE YOU will be yours. Until then, have these drabbles.


Title: Existential Crises
Fandom: Weiss Kreuz
Characters: Crawford / Schuldig, Nagi
Notes:  Ten brief encounters that might all go together in some way.
 

 

onward to drabbles )

Title:  The Forgotten Tree
Part: 5 / ?
Rated: PG for now, later R
Genre: Silmarillion to LoTR: g
enerally encompassing the entirety of Tolkien’s canon, from Gondolin to Imladris.
Warnings: Oh, there will be angst. And slash. And wars. And other things.
Pairing: Glorfindel/Erestor
Beta: The incredible [info]levadegratchets 
Summary:  Erestor's story as hitherto edited by Pengologh of Gondolin
Disclaimer:  Own nothing, made nothing.
Notes: I promise, on all that is dear to me (thirty year tawny port, radishes and oak trees) that it will not take three months for the next chapter to be edited and posted.

Chapter Five: Tarnin Austa )
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( Jul. 9th, 2009 09:16 pm)

I was sent home early from work because I might have been yelling too much this morning. Sometimes the fifty-one percent interest in the business doesn’t help when the VP and the assistants get together and vote. Let’s just say there have been incidents where the drink machine continually plugs itself into a faulty outlet. The only cure for my bad behavior is posting un-beta’ed Schwarz fic.   Then again, Schwarz fic might enable bad behavior. Either way.

I’m seeing a formula to these stories that goes like this: (C/S=question~no answer x bed) divided now by Nagi, who I love, thank you[info]ahpookishere particle theories. There will be more sex in the next story.

Title: Analyst
Fandom: Weiss Kreuz
Characters: Crawford / Schuldig, Nagi
Rating: PG-13
Notes:  Schuldig hires Nagi to be his financial advisor.

 

This way to fic )

It all seems anticlimactic after Unicorns

Well, this turned long for no reason at all. The theme for the month must have been switched to rumination, but there is some kissing, thank god. I promise there will be more actual, and not implied, murder (and toe nail polish) in the next one.

Title: Collateral
Fandom: Weiss Kreuz
Characters: Crawford / Schuldig
Rating: R
Beta:[info]victoriawiley
Notes:  Poisons, missing digits and shopping lists. I claim no one but Olin. The rest are some weird, Jungian memory. 
 

Read more... )

I present: drabble (-ish) with kissing. Kissing is the theme for May, though this was written in March and April was useless because all the characters wanted to do nothing but kiss . . . and . . . .yeah, well, kissing. 

Title: Insurance
Fandom: Weiss Kreuz
Characters: Crawford / Schuldig
Rating: R
Beta:[info]victoriawiley 
Notes:  Pre-Schwarz. Crawford secures an article of trade. Prelude to Vorovskoy Zakon and a longer story (with plot!) that will soon follow.  Features, again, a literate telepath.


 

Onward to story. )


Happy Birthday [livejournal.com profile] levadegratchets !!!

Erestor tells his secrets to the river - a birthday ficlet for Levade, inspired by thoughts of April being the cruelest month (thank you Eliot).  Seeing as how this is a fic for the best beta in the entire world, I apologize in advance for superfluous commas, unintelligible imagery and canon misspellings. Read on for divine cameos and a new addition to the Forgotten Tree stables (with visual aids).

 

A Golden Thread )


 

Title:  The Forgotten Tree
Part: 4/?
Author:  [profile] two_point 
Rated: PG for now, later R
Genre: Silmarillion to LoTR: g
enerally encompassing the entirety of Tolkien’s canon, from Gondolin to Imladris.
Warnings: Oh, there will be angst. And slash. And wars. And other things.
Pairing: Glorfindel/Erestor
Beta: The incredible [livejournal.com profile] levadegratchets 
Summary:  Erestor's story as hitherto edited by Pengologh of Gondolin
Disclaimer:  Own nothing, made nothing.
Notes: Brewing for five years in notebooks, this story will turn to vinegar if it sits any longer

Chapter 4: Morning )


Title:  The Forgotten Tree
Part: 3/?
Author:  [profile] two_point
Rated: PG for now, later R
Genre: Silmarillion to LoTR: g
enerally encompassing the entirety of Tolkien’s canon, from Gondolin to Rivendell.
Warnings: Oh, there will be angst. And slash. And wars. And other things.
Pairing: Glorfindel/Erestor
Beta: The incredible [livejournal.com profile] levadegratchets
Summary:  Erestor's story as hitherto edited by Pengologh of Gondolin
Disclaimer:  Own nothing, made nothing.
Notes: Brewing for five years in notebooks, this story will turn to vinegar if it sits any longer.

 

Chapter 3: Unnumbered Tears )

Title:  The Forgotten Tree
Part: 2/?
Author: twopoint
Rated: PG for now, later R
Genre: Silmarillion to LoTR: g
enerally encompassing the entirety of Tolkien’s canon, from Gondolin to Rivendell.
Warnings: Oh, there will be angst. And slash. And wars. And other things.
Pairing: Glorfindel/Erestor
Beta: The incredible [livejournal.com profile] levadegratchets
Summary:  Erestor's story as hitherto edited by Pengologh of Gondolin
Disclaimer:  Own nothing, made nothing.
Notes: Brewing for five years in notebooks, this story will turn to vinegar if it sits any longer.

Previous Chapter Here

Chapter 2: Ondolindë )

Title:  The Forgotten Tree
Part: 1/?
Author: twopoint
Rated: PG for now, later R
Genre: 
Generally encompassing the entirety of Tolkien’s canon, from Gondolin to Rivendell.
Warnings: Oh, there will be angst. And slash. And other things
Pairing: Glorfindel/Erestor
Summary:
Brewing for five years in notebooks, this story will turn to vinegar if it sits any longer.
Disclaimer:  Own nothing, made nothing.

 

 

The Forgotten Tree: Chapter One )

I spend a lot of time defending fanfiction to my friends that are plowing through traditional writer’s workshops. When I stumbled upon a recent article by Irina Reyn, author of What Happened to Anna K., I found some brilliant arguments in defense of homage and confiscated worlds.

 

“Rewriting Anna Karenina” )
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( Feb. 11th, 2009 03:34 am)

Title: Vorovskoy Zakon
Author: two-point
Pairing: Crawford/Schuldig
Rating: R
Word Count: 8,717 (God, Schuldig’s long-winded)
Summary: Schuldig’s misplaced Crawford, in February, in Moscow. Pre-series fun including iconography, acquisitions, frozen rivers, exposure therapy and German composers. Memento meets Eastern Promises without the Turkish bath scene (might add that later). And I thought this would be a drabble. Silly me.
Disclaimer: Not mine, made no money, but I did have to pay a substantial bribe to Schwarz.
Comments: Beta duty by Vedith. Poor dear, what a deadline. I’d hug you, if you didn’t mind the touching. Can I give you a sarcastic kiss instead?

 Part 1

Part 2 )
Title: Vorovskoy Zakon
Author: two-point
Pairing: Crawford/Schuldig
Rating: R
Word Count: 8,717 (God, Schuldig’s long-winded)
Summary: Schuldig’s misplaced Crawford, in February, in Moscow. Pre-series fun including iconography, acquisitions, frozen rivers, exposure therapy and German composers. Memento meets Eastern Promises without the Turkish bath scene (might add that later). And I thought this would be a drabble. Silly me.
Disclaimer: Not mine, made no money, but I did have to pay a substantial bribe to Schwarz.
Comments: Beta duty by Vedith. Poor dear, what a deadline. I’d hug you, if you didn’t mind the touching. Can I give you a sarcastic kiss instead?



Part One )
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