Thanks to ahpookishere  today was the best mail day EVER.  I now have a soundtrack for every trespassing predicament I find myself in this summer.  THANK YOU!!!!! THANK YOU!!!!!!  I also received a self-ahpookishere-portrait from the late 1800's.  I don't feel worthy forcing her to create a St. Schuldig for me now (but I will continue to beg and plead and whine until I see him and then I will meditate on him for hours). 

( The evidence arrived in a package. . . )