You totally are. Prove it.

You can always do soviet russia first even if you sign up, because kb amnesty doesn't end until next year, so there's lots of time. Plus, oh my god, I am the only person who writes porn that isn't shit like crawford/aya or yohji/aya, except for ahpook, but she only wrote hers because I kicked her into it. and hers was better than mine, bawww, shot myself in the foot there.