The Poisonous Tree

Flesch-Kincaid told me my grade level is 7.12. This is clearly false, because there is no grade level 7.12. It tries to explain this logic to me using mathematics, however, in my world, logic and mathematics do not always go hand in hand.

I don't think semicolons are the answer. I rampantly abuse them, and half the time, my sentences would not be grammatically correct in any known language, living or dead.