1. Gwonam's Amazing Weiss Kreuz Stash
You must visit the Weiss Kreuz Cave immediately, and this is why: just when we thought there were no more WK stashes of goodness, I found this floating around on the interwebs. Here you will find stories by the incomparable gwonam that encompass every pairing imaginable: Yohji/Asuka, Schuldig/Silvia, Crawford/Silvia, Silvia/Sally, Crawford Schuldig, Kase/Ken, Schoen/Massafumi, Schuldig/Nagi, Berger/Geisel, and Schuldig/Geisel . . . just in the first section. I found myself reading, and enjoying, pairings I would never consider and now I'm a complete addict. Everything is well-written and absolutely based in canon. Back stories are fleshed out, two-dimensional characters receive personalities, and I found myself reading these stories thinking that WK finally made sense, plot wise. All the characters have motivations that fit within the original time lines; there's something here for every taste -- and it's all achieved within a healthy framework of porn. This might be the first time I read stories set within the Gluhen period and loved it. Yes, yes and more yes. Go read it.
2. Saiyuki
Just when I swore to god and all that is holy to me (radishes, wine and dutch warmbloods) that I would not fall into another fandom, I made the mistake of reading
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emungere's Home From the Sea, Home from the Hill, and now I'm a total Gojyo/Hakkai slut -- yeah, I know I'm a thousand years late -- better late than never. As a result of this, any and all Saiyuki recs you can send my way will be cherished.1. I need your help deciding what will happen to Crawfordpixie in the next chapter. Apparently this story was stolen by pixies because I've been accused of hiding it.
a. Crawfordpixie does something that involves hugging and wing flapping
(voksen's genius).
b. Crawfordpixie was a figment of Schuldig's fatigued brain.
c. Crawfordpixie destroys Eszett.
d. Crawfordpixie is almost smushed/drowned (voksen's genius) but he is
saved at the last moment and we go on to more Cp/S adventures.
e. Both c. and d. with some a.
2. I did intentionally hide this fic: What the Files Says because it's exactly like everything else I've ever written, except it's different. Sort of. I am learning to be very brave and I am posting things. Then I lock them for two days. Then I peer at them, shake my head, unlock them and then lock them immediately again. If I put a link here, I'll be able to avoid the compulsion to lock it back.
Magic 8 Ball
An improbable AU in which Schuldig finds Crawfordpixies:
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voksen made me do it.( With Wings! )
Title: What the File Says
Fandom: WK (or twopoint's private brand of Schwarz fic)
Characters: Crawford/Schuldig
Rating: PG-13
Notes: Schuldig has a past. Name speculation, experiments and sharp ankles.
Hi! I’m sick as bloody fuck, so feel free to attribute all of this weekend’s fic postings as the result of a feverish mind. The first sign of I must actually be sick was someone delivering a tray of food to me in bed this evening and after my initial shock wore off (I was raised by sensible people who believed if you were too sick to get up, you were probably too sick to eat, so they just left me alone until I surfaced) and I pushed the suspicious tray aside (Munchausen by proxy can pop up anytime in the least likely people – it never hurts to be too cautious), I decided to use this time to finish things I need to post and post things that I will never finish.
PLEASE NOTE: All the stories I post in the next few days have been hardly edited and quickly typed. I’m trying to learn to let things go and move on. ![[info]](https://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small}
voksen ’s also trying to teach me how to write porn, but that’s not going too well.
Tonight we have . . . my first ever Crawford/Schuldig piece that I ever, ever wrote, ever. It is not finished, nor will it ever be finished. A one shot that has a beginning, middle and no ending. Pre-Schwarz, fresh out of Rosenkreuz, overall, I hate it, but I do like three lines. It is obvious that I was in Istanbul, staring out a window thinking about completely unrelated things when I wrote this.
Title: Notes
Fandom: WK . . .oh, hell – there’s no WK in this. It’s just Schwarz-ish.
Characters: Crawford / Schuldig
Rating: PG for suggestive pen strokes
Notes: Crawford has a plan! (Really? No way!)
ahpookishere , this seems like an excellent way to shame myself into finishing something, or send the stories to the graveyard. We'll see.Post a sentence from as many as your WIPs as you want, with no explanation attached.
( Schuldig, as usual, takes the prize for longest, most run-on-est, sentence. )
Fueled by the current (as opposed to the past) existential crisis (let’s call it EC for short) I present, ten drabbles of EXACTLY ONE HUNDRED WORDS EACH (it felt like burning, and one drabble just wouldn’t do, but I did it!) in which Schwarz ponders the meaning of existence. Most of this has been done, but let’s do it again, shall we? One day Farfarello might join us. I promise,ahpookishere , when I can wrap myself around anatomical references, I LOVE YOU will be yours. Until then, have these drabbles.
Title: Existential Crises
Fandom: Weiss Kreuz
Characters: Crawford / Schuldig, Nagi
Notes: Ten brief encounters that might all go together in some way.
( onward to drabbles )
I was sent home early from work because I might have been yelling too much this morning. Sometimes the fifty-one percent interest in the business doesn’t help when the VP and the assistants get together and vote. Let’s just say there have been incidents where the drink machine continually plugs itself into a faulty outlet. The only cure for my bad behavior is posting un-beta’ed Schwarz fic. Then again, Schwarz fic might enable bad behavior. Either way.
I’m seeing a formula to these stories that goes like this: (C/S=question~no answer x bed) divided now by Nagi, who I love, thank youahpookishere particle theories. There will be more sex in the next story.
Title: Analyst
Fandom: Weiss Kreuz
Characters: Crawford / Schuldig, Nagi
Rating: PG-13
Notes: Schuldig hires Nagi to be his financial advisor.
( This way to fic )
It all seems anticlimactic after Unicorns.
Well, this turned long for no reason at all. The theme for the month must have been switched to rumination, but there is some kissing, thank god. I promise there will be more actual, and not implied, murder (and toe nail polish) in the next one.
Title: Collateral
Fandom: Weiss Kreuz
Characters: Crawford / Schuldig
Rating: R
Beta:victoriawiley
Notes: Poisons, missing digits and shopping lists. I claim no one but Olin. The rest are some weird, Jungian memory.
Several things.
1. Many thanks tothrihyrne for drinking the dregs of this journal and finding/posting a snippet I wrote about the writing process.
2. Thank you Edda for whining when I placed you in that derelict farm house. You said this: It’s like there’s a deficit in spiritual currency – they’ve put us on a budget haven’t they?” he asked, gripping the rusted key and imagining the things he would have to do without or make for himself: iron-gall ink, foolscap paper, fragrant oils, dai ginjo sake. - and the two of us won Most Intriguing Sentence of the Week at![[info]](https://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/community.gif){kind=small}
getyourwordsout . Now, shut the hell up, Edda, and get on with the plot (no more kissing in the front lawn, though the honeysuckle nectar was a nice touch, go back inside, clean the place up, and be productive).
3. And for all you Schwarz fans, this art bystonecarnival is better than brilliant.
4. And sorry, Schuldig, telepathy isn't as rare a talent as you might think, according to this article in Wired. Though I am doubly freaked out by the "monkeys responding to telepathic limb control."
5. The jasmine is in crazy full bloom on the writing porch. Hold on. I'll go take a photo. (I think I startled Habibe.) It smells like Olin's skin which means it's been a great week to write about poisons.
I present: drabble (-ish) with kissing. Kissing is the theme for May, though this was written in March and April was useless because all the characters wanted to do nothing but kiss . . . and . . . .yeah, well, kissing.
Title: Insurance
Fandom: Weiss Kreuz
Characters: Crawford / Schuldig
Rating: R
Beta:victoriawiley
Notes: Pre-Schwarz. Crawford secures an article of trade. Prelude to Vorovskoy Zakon and a longer story (with plot!) that will soon follow. Features, again, a literate telepath.
Title: Vorovskoy Zakon
Author: two-point
Pairing: Crawford/Schuldig
Rating: R
Word Count: 8,717 (God, Schuldig’s long-winded)
Summary: Schuldig’s misplaced Crawford, in February, in Moscow. Pre-series fun including iconography, acquisitions, frozen rivers, exposure therapy and German composers. Memento meets Eastern Promises without the Turkish bath scene (might add that later). And I thought this would be a drabble. Silly me.
Disclaimer: Not mine, made no money, but I did have to pay a substantial bribe to Schwarz.
Comments: Beta duty by Vedith. Poor dear, what a deadline. I’d hug you, if you didn’t mind the touching. Can I give you a sarcastic kiss instead?
Part 1
Author: two-point
Pairing: Crawford/Schuldig
Rating: R
Word Count: 8,717 (God, Schuldig’s long-winded)
Summary: Schuldig’s misplaced Crawford, in February, in Moscow. Pre-series fun including iconography, acquisitions, frozen rivers, exposure therapy and German composers. Memento meets Eastern Promises without the Turkish bath scene (might add that later). And I thought this would be a drabble. Silly me.
Disclaimer: Not mine, made no money, but I did have to pay a substantial bribe to Schwarz.
Comments: Beta duty by Vedith. Poor dear, what a deadline. I’d hug you, if you didn’t mind the touching. Can I give you a sarcastic kiss instead?
( Part One )
This might have been around for a while, but I just found it and it made me unreasonably happy. Really, this video is enough to smack anyone out of a mean red day. Weiss does Caramelldansen, and with a plot!
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