Two Fics

[twopoint]

Two points:

1. I need your help deciding what will happen to Crawfordpixie in the next chapter.  Apparently this story was stolen by pixies because I've been accused of hiding it.
          a. Crawfordpixie does something that involves hugging and wing flapping
              (voksen's genius).
          b. Crawfordpixie was a figment of Schuldig's fatigued brain.
          c. Crawfordpixie destroys Eszett.
          d. Crawfordpixie is almost smushed/drowned (voksen's genius) but he is
               saved at the last moment and we go on to more Cp/S adventures.
          e. Both c. and d. with some a. 


2.  I did intentionally hide this fic: What the Files Says because it's exactly like everything else I've ever written, except it's different.  Sort of.    I am learning to be very brave and I am posting things.  Then I lock them for two days.  Then I peer at them, shake my head, unlock  them and then lock them immediately again.  If I put a link here, I'll be able to avoid the compulsion to lock it back.

Comments

[voksen.livejournal.com]

STOP...DOING THAT. p.s. if he's imaginary I'll never forgive you so I am voting for huge amounts of E.

[two-point.livejournal.com]

I could drown him and have him come back because pixies are immortal as well as able to tell the future. So it would be a kind of self sacrifice.

[voksen.livejournal.com]

Crawfordpixie is awesome enough without being Jesus, too.

[two-point.livejournal.com]

It's for a good cause.

Give me a story.

[two-point.livejournal.com]

So, you're writing right now, right?

[voksen.livejournal.com]

I am checking my flist and then yes, I will strap myself down and finish this thing. HYAHHHH.

[two-point.livejournal.com]

I'll expect an update in a few hours.

[voksen.livejournal.com]

I would write faster if you were on AIM.

[two-point.livejournal.com]

That is an outright lie. I'm not going to enable your not writing.

[voksen.livejournal.com]

It's not a lie at all. I speak only the Truth. Like a unicorn.

[voksen.livejournal.com]

holy loly I'm going to delete this comment because of epic brainfail

[two-point.livejournal.com]

the sad thing is that it made sense to me.

[voksen.livejournal.com]

It made sense while I was writing it, too. I think I need coffee before I start writing fic.

[two-point.livejournal.com]

You may go have coffee. And then you're going to finish the story. And then you're going to let me read it. And I will leave comments.

[voksen.livejournal.com]

Can you leave comments while I am writing it?

[two-point.livejournal.com]

Yes I will! Will you go write it or will I leave you all sorts of comments and then find out that you've been drinking coffee and not writing?

[voksen.livejournal.com]

I am also having a snack, but as soon as my hands are not foody I will get on it.

[ahpookishere.livejournal.com]

.... E.

But, it most include pixie porn.

[two-point.livejournal.com]

We have discovered how pixie porn works!

I think.

[rainbowmenky.livejournal.com]

*moans dramatically* HOW COULD YOU DOOOO THISSSSSSS..*sobs dryly*

[is referring to when happily checked inbox, saw 1000000 updates for Weizz Cruz (wtc sp?) and almost literally DIED]

ERESTOR AND GLORFINDEL!!! WHYYYYY?!?!!?!?!! Shaaaamefuhuhuhuuullleee...

*takes deep breath*

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAHUHUHHWAAHAAA...

[I know. Am in a very broken-hearted mood. This is nothing personal.]

[two-point.livejournal.com]

*tightens jaw considerably*

Listen. If I do not feed the Weiss Kreuz (and that's how we spell it around here -- do not offend the assassins, please) muses then there will be no writing, at all, never, ever. If they're happy, we're happy.

IF THEY ARE HAPPY -- then they'll allow me to finish revising the 26,000 words of one-shot G/E goodness that's sitting in google docs right now.

Deal?

Or maybe you should just try reading some WK? Hmmmm? The best things come to those that wait . . . patiently.

[wispykitty.livejournal.com]

You're writing more of it?! Really?!

D gets my vote. As great as it would be combined with C, I like the idea of seeing many moments of Schu wandering the halls of Rosenkreuz with Crawfordpixie on his shoulder. Or hiding in his hair, like, building a nest in there. Or something. :D

[two-point.livejournal.com]

I just love Crawfordpixie sneaking around in Schuldig's hair, and I want to keep him there. It's like we finally found a use for Schuldig's obnoxious hair, it's a pixie nest.

[wispykitty.livejournal.com]

Moments like this make me wish I could draw! I can picture it now, a Vogue magazine cover, Schu modeling his hair nest. *sigh* It's beautiful.