Date: 2009-06-12 12:18 am (UTC)
I don't know about magnanimous, and not just because I had to say it, quietly, under my breath to be able to spell it. I can be downright pernicious if the situation calls for it.

In general I try to be a wellspring of serendipity.. serendipitousness?.. what a damned made-up word that is! How else would I know that what you needed on a particular night was a gay man in a luchador costume?

I would love to be a professional purveyor of oddities. Nothing would please me more than to be able to reach into a dusty cupboard and withdraw whatever it was that a patron desired; anything from a moth-eaten stuffed kingfisher with glass eyes that didn't match to a very tall man with ink-red hair, handsome but somewhat spooked, insisting that the kingfisher is quite alive.

That paragraph garnered a Grade level of exactly 11.

I don't know what that means.

You'll have to ask the kingfisher.
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