This Week's Topic:

[twopoint]

Hi!

Question: How long does it take after you've edited and posted a fic to be able to re-read it without feeling like you're going to throw up?

(I'm seriously emetophobic, so typing the words 'throw up' is very hard for me, but no other phrase comes close to expressing my feelings on this matter.)

Comments

[voksen.livejournal.com]

THEN I WILL HIDE ALL MY BINGONESS FROM YOU FOREVER. :'(

[two-point.livejournal.com]

Like, I want receive an invitation to the revealing of your bingo? You'll de-friend me, lock the entries to twopoint . . .that kind of hiding forever?

Fuck.

Let me edit your porn, post it, and then I'll see you on AIM.

[voksen.livejournal.com]

editing is unnecessary and I am not going to be posting it in my lj anyway

[two-point.livejournal.com]

NOOOOOO!!!!!!!

But well-edited porn is good porn! I have to make sure the positions are even possible.

[voksen.livejournal.com]

ha ha ha... well, okay, I guess you can do that much editing.

(good timing on your part, I just read a fic where a dude put on a condom and then proceeded to apparently jizz through it somehow.)

[two-point.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty certain my recent tolkien smut was anally self lubricating. I realized that I needed to work on that in the edits. But who knows how elves work?

Faulty manufacturing. Condoms aren't what they used to be.