This Week's Topic:

[twopoint]

Hi!

Question: How long does it take after you've edited and posted a fic to be able to re-read it without feeling like you're going to throw up?

(I'm seriously emetophobic, so typing the words 'throw up' is very hard for me, but no other phrase comes close to expressing my feelings on this matter.)

Comments

[two-point.livejournal.com]

If I posted the other 95% it would burn your eyes and you'd sue me. Think of it as tens of thousands of words of C telling S how much he loves him. You're really better off not knowing.

I want to learn how to write for a purpose, like your kink bingo. I want to do that.

[voksen.livejournal.com]

I bet you're lying.



So sign up for kink bingo. Signups are open for another day til the 14th derp. Do it. Jump in the deep end.

[two-point.livejournal.com]

I swear to god, I'm not.

But then ahpookishere would beat me with a tire iron because I haven't added to the soviet art heist story in three weeks. It's her fault.

[voksen.livejournal.com]

You totally are. Prove it.

You can always do soviet russia first even if you sign up, because kb amnesty doesn't end until next year, so there's lots of time. Plus, oh my god, I am the only person who writes porn that isn't shit like crawford/aya or yohji/aya, except for ahpook, but she only wrote hers because I kicked her into it. and hers was better than mine, bawww, shot myself in the foot there.

[two-point.livejournal.com]

You'll regret this!

90% of the 95% is porn. Or I should say, porn-ish. How about this -- I'll get over my irrational fears of posting no plot and rather than kink bingo, I will post my porn.

[voksen.livejournal.com]

yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss(x9000) p.s. BTW WHY NO AIM

[two-point.livejournal.com]

We'll revisit your enthusiasm after the porn is posted.

BECAUSE IT WILL EAT MY BRAIN!

[voksen.livejournal.com]

THEN I WILL HIDE ALL MY BINGONESS FROM YOU FOREVER. :'(

[two-point.livejournal.com]

Like, I want receive an invitation to the revealing of your bingo? You'll de-friend me, lock the entries to twopoint . . .that kind of hiding forever?

Fuck.

Let me edit your porn, post it, and then I'll see you on AIM.

[voksen.livejournal.com]

editing is unnecessary and I am not going to be posting it in my lj anyway

[two-point.livejournal.com]

NOOOOOO!!!!!!!

But well-edited porn is good porn! I have to make sure the positions are even possible.

[voksen.livejournal.com]

ha ha ha... well, okay, I guess you can do that much editing.

(good timing on your part, I just read a fic where a dude put on a condom and then proceeded to apparently jizz through it somehow.)

[two-point.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty certain my recent tolkien smut was anally self lubricating. I realized that I needed to work on that in the edits. But who knows how elves work?

Faulty manufacturing. Condoms aren't what they used to be.